Resting Killer Face

You may have heard of Resting Bitch Face. Now get ready for its evil twin sister: Resting Killer Face. It’s not for the weak.

What is Resting Killer Face?

As seen by the three lovely ladies up above, Resting Killer Face is not just a facial expression. It’s a warning. A warning that you’re either about to be: A) possessed, B) the everliving shit scared out of you, or C) killed. Or D) all of the above. It’s an art form, really. You can’t just creepily smile and call that “RFK”. You have to have some level of craziness. Try being cursed by a guy who’s in love with you and too big of a coward to ask you out. Or even better, become possessed by an ancient demon that feeds on psychological trauma. Whatever you do, there has to be pure evil involved.

Some Other Examples of RKF

Jack Nicholson in The Shining is a stellar example of Resting Killer Face. I mean, look at those eyebrows! I feel creeped out just from this image.

This young lady also has it down to a T. Teach them young while you can.

RKF Isn’t for Everyone

…and that’s okay! Maybe it’s better if there weren’t a ton of people with RKF, now that I think about it…but that’s besides the point. If you’re going to dress as a horror villain for Halloween, now is the time to master your RKF. You still have plenty of time. Now, go practice that Resting Killer Face and prepare to wreak havoc! Happy scaring!