It’s that special day again! And you know what? You…
Things you shouldn’t do today unless you’re a baddie
- Don’t let a black cat cross your path. It’s just bad luck, man…
- Don’t go camping. If you do, be polite and leave a goodbye letter.
- Don’t take a row boat into the middle of a lake.
- Don’t be a camp counselor. Quit, or at least take the day off. Just don’t go to work.
- Don’t split up. Unless you’re with the hot cheerleader. She’s definitely next.
- Don’t say, “It’s OK, I’m just gonna take a look around.”
- Don’t have sex. You’re definitely gonna be punished.
- Don’t get high, unless it’s your first time and you’re trying to fit in. You might get a mulligan.
- Don’t run. On Friday the 13th, walking is much faster than running. It’s simple physics.
- Don’t talk smack to anyone wearing a mask.
- Don’t be a jock. Or a jerk. Or a jock’s, or jerk’s, girlfriend.
- Don’t go looking to find that noise in the woods. Just leave.
- Don’t go to sleep. Or wait. Is that Nightmare on Elm Street?
You might be OK playing a little Bloody Mary or trying a few sleepover games like Light as a Feather. Those superstitions usually give way to the GOAT.
When is the next Friday the 13th?
