Army of Darkness

All the Army of Darkness info to keep you prepared for the coming of the Deadites. Need help staying not-dead? Get behind Ash, his boomstick, his chainsaw, and perhaps a nice frosty bottle or two of liquid courage. We’ll keep you up to date on all things Army of Darkness, Ashley Williams, Evil Dead, Bruce Campbell, Ash Vs The Evil Dead and more.

It’s #InternationalKissingDay so give me some sugar baby! Here are a few of our favorite horror smooches, leading off with good ol’ Jack’s memorable kissing scene in The Shining.

The Shining Kiss Scene

Does anyone else have the song to The Little Mermaid going through their head right now? There you see her. Sitting there across the bathroom. She don’t got a lot to say. But there’s something about her…. And you don’t know why, but you’re dying to try. You want to kiss the girl…. Trust me, Jack. You don’t want to kiss zee girl.

The Shining Kiss Scene

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Freddy Krueger Phone Kiss

I think this is technically phone sex, but you gotta give him an “A” for effort. This was in the 80s and data was a lot more expensive back then.
Freddy Krueger Phone Sex

Chucky and His Bride are MFEO

Not only are they friends to the end, but the are the same height! Not an easy feat when your 24 inches tall.

Bride of Chucky Kiss Scene

The Slither Kiss

Do you think he brushed after eating all that raw meat?

Slither Kiss Scene

American Horror Story

Lots of ladies want to kiss Evan Peters. Even if he is a little ‘undead.’ Such passion.
American Horror Story Evan Kiss

Please. Pass Ash the Sugar

The words that made Ash more powerful than you can ever imagine: “Give me some sugar, baby.”

Gimme Some Sugar Baby - Army of Darkness Kiss

And on that note, Patrick Swayze says….

Nobody puts Baby in a corner

Do you think they’re referring to the same “Baby?